Monday, April 15, 2013

R. Kelly's Closet Emptied & SOLD! Bank Auctions His Foreclosed Home For 1/3 Of What He Paid!



He must be pissed!!
Then again, there are worse things in life than being pissed off! Being pissed on, for instance!

The Space Jam singer took out a $3.5 mil mortgage to build his crazy big dream crib back in '97, but he's been having trouble keeping up with his payments for over a year now!

In 2011, the bank tried to strip him of his house after he went an entire year without making payments!

The 20,000 sq. ft home includes 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, an indoor pool, a private lake, 42 closets, and over 9000 Golden Shower Girls: Rose Gets Blanched With Gold DVDs.

Sorry you're so hard up for cash, R.!

You could always go back to school and study to become a urologist!

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