At Fun Time: Blackberry Phone !!!

Yes its weekend, lets have some fun time 2geda
Phone! Phone !! Phone!!!
O boy! As blackberry don chop my money tire, na im i come vex yesterday sell am, I come take some money from it buy china phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after three minute of charging
2. The phone has TV, touch screen, nail cutter, fire lighter etc
3. Text message can be written with toothpick
4. There are some spelling mistake eg “NokLa”, BlackDerry, i-Porn, SamswaG etc
5. When an aeroplane passes by, it records “one missed call”
6. When a big truck hoots, it records “charger connected”
7. When a Chinese man passes by you, it says “one Bluetooth device found”
8. When a fine gal passes by you, it says “ur favourite food found”
9. When an ugly guy passes by, it says “virus detected”
Abeg, I wan sell am, who wan buy? I fit even dash am out for free. Just indicate your interest. lolz