A
little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his
cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" Read on after the cut.....
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Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014
Akpos (illiterate) was asked to get some things from the market, and was given the list below....
Magi-N10
Salt-N50
Fish-N400
Total-N460
Akpos left at once to the market at 11:00, and as at 3:00pm, he was still in the market......then his madam called him to ask why he has not come back from the market.
Akpos replied "Madam, i have bought the Magi, Salt and Fish bit I am still looking for "Total" to buy from the list you gave me. But someone just directed me to one filling station now, am going there to see if i can find it.........
How is work over there.................?
Magi-N10
Salt-N50
Fish-N400
Total-N460
Akpos left at once to the market at 11:00, and as at 3:00pm, he was still in the market......then his madam called him to ask why he has not come back from the market.
Akpos replied "Madam, i have bought the Magi, Salt and Fish bit I am still looking for "Total" to buy from the list you gave me. But someone just directed me to one filling station now, am going there to see if i can find it.........
How is work over there.................?
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Its fun time: A Pastor praying for a demon-possessed man
A Pastor was praying for a demon-possessed man, he said in the name of
Jesus what do you want from this man? Speak up before i cast you out this
moment. The demon in the man said, i want him to win the American Lottery Draw
worth $200billion tonight.
The Pastor lowered the microphone and whispered, get out of him and enter
into me…..OMG
Pls don’t laugh ooo
Pls don’t laugh ooo
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Pistorius to sell South African house 'to pay lawyers'
"Mr Pistorius cannot contemplate ever
returning to live there again," the South African Press Association (Sapa)
quotes Mr Webber as saying.
"Despite the fact that the house was handed
back to Mr Pistorius by the authorities more than a year ago, a decision was
taken to keep the house sealed until after the trial," he said. More after the cut...
Nigerian President and his wife visits Pope (PHOTOS)
The President of Nigeria Goodluck, wife and his entourage arrived Vatican last night for a meeting with the Pope today. See more photos after the cut.....
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Photos: Awardees at 100 year centenary award at Abuja
Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, Babangida, Nwankwo Kanu, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Chief Mike Adenuga, Maryam Abacha and
Pastor Enoch Adeboye, where among the recipients of the Centenary award that
took place yesterday in Abuja. It will be recalled that families like the Fawehinmi’s
and that Abiola’s rejected the honour. More photos after the
cut...
Imagine a pregnant young Chinese woman take part in a run (marathon)
A 28 year old Xu Yunyun, took part in the competition at the Beijing Olympic Park where she ended up taking centre stage.
Xu is expecting her baby to arrive at the start of March and believes the training would also make the delivery easier. ....
Friday, February 28, 2014
Do U know-Kirk Franklin?
Kirk Franklin Born:
Kirk was born on January 26, 1970.
Kirk Franklin Biography:
Soul, R&B and Gospel music have always gone together like texting and abbreviations. But that wasn't quite enough for Kirk Franklin, who added hip-hop to the mix with his self-titled debut in 1993. In a daring attempt to broaden the range of the traditional gospel audience, Kirk Franklin was willing to take heat from those who said it couldn't (or shouldn't) be done - as long as it didn't get in the way of delivering his message. Continue...Gani Fawehinmi’s Family Rejects Jonathan’s Centenary Honour
Fawehinmi and 99 others are to be honoured across a total of 14 categories, but his family has turned down the honour, citing a number of reasons, read the content of the letter below:
Toyota: corolla 2014 Vs corolla 2013
Oh
yes!!! To you Toyota lovers, here comes 2014 Toyota Corolla. Yes; its been a hot
topic of discussion among car lovers and analysts. Here comes a better
comparison between the new version and its predecessors. The latest model is
definitely something to marvel at with all the tweaks which have been
incorporated by the manufacturers. The automobile has always been one of the
top family cars. The remodeled version will now be loved even more.
Let's
take a look at how Toyota Corolla 2014 differs from the 2013 model.
Thursday, February 27, 2014
7 Essential habits we most want to foster
If we have habits that work for us,
we’re much more likely to be happy, healthy, productive, and creative but if
otherwise we will be unhappy.
Of a truth, people possess different
habit of which they a either ready to smoothing or break completely with a
slay-hammer but the readiness is also a thing of big question. Are you ready to
make a habit even work better or you are ready to break out from it? Hmn, big
“?” indeed Read more..
Word for today
Psalm 37:1 Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
Psalm 37:2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
Psalm 37:2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
Ekiti: Introduces entrepreneurial education into school curricula
In
a bid combat the rising level of graduate unemployment in Nigeria, the Ekiti
State Universal Basic Education Board has introduced Entrepreneurial Education
into the school curricula, outside of the usual academic work. Read more...
Monday, February 24, 2014
Tips: Be a nice person
1. Give praise
Praise is like fresh water that can
offer the human thirst for recognition. And if you are always ready to share
the fresh water to others, you are in a strategic position to be liked by
others. The trick? Open your eyes wide to always see the good in other people's
attitudes and actions. Then offer a sincere praise. Read more...
Landlords in Senegal ordered to lower rents
From the end of February, tenants in
Senegal will pay less for accommodation according to new from BBC Africa. Many families in the capital, Dakar,
spend more than half their income on rent.Rea more
Sunday, February 23, 2014
President, who has not publicly addressed the country for nearly three years
Algeria's president, who has not publicly addressed the country for nearly three
years, will be running for a fourth term in April. Abdelaziz Bouteflika, 76, who suffered a stroke last year and critics say he is still too ill to
govern. His candidature was announced by Prime Minister Abdelmalek
Sellal. "Even if he has not completely recovered physically, I can
assure you he is in possession of all his mental and intellectual
faculties," he said. See me see wahala inside African. Read more...
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Benefits of tea during fevers:YES HERBAL TEA
Hay
friends, I come across this and I feel like sharing it with you all. Do you
take tea???, how often??? or you don't take tea at all. Did you know there’s a way to help your child’s body or you in person when you are down
with fever by giving them or your herbal teas. Did I hear you say It’s true?. Read more...
Friday, February 21, 2014
Who really owns a man: His mother or wife? ARGUMENT
Who really owns a man: His mother or wife? ARGUMENT
Mother - my son must obey me unless he didn't
suck my breast 4 1yr
Wife - he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than
5 years and is still sucking it
Mother- I carried him for nine months.
Wife - He was only 3.5kg when you give birth to
him
Mother - so what's d big deal?
Please join the discussion
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Dead for 45 Minutes, Resurrected Man Tells Fox
"He had no heart rate. He had
no blood pressure. He had no pulse, his brain had no oxygen for 45 minutes. So,
the fact that he is up walking, talking, laughing and everything—I mean, that's
amazing." -ICU Nurse, Emily Bishop. Read more....
Sunday, February 16, 2014
President Jonathan visits RCCG, Olive parish today
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Internet is a gift from God-Pope
(CNN)
Pope Francis said "The internet ...is something truly good, a gift from God" In statement released on Thursday. And now we can add another pelt to Pope
Francis' collection: Internet trolls.
Pope said the Internet and social media are making people across the world
"increasingly interdependent." Read more...
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Importance of water for all Nigerian
"Water
can live very well without people, but we people can only live for 3 days
without water." This quotation already contains the whole truth about the
importance of water as the most essential form of nourishment for all forms of
life. But humanity treats water as if it were an infinite resource. Only around
3% of the total amount of water available in the world is fresh water. Most of
this is only available in the form of ice or subterranean water which cannot be
exploited by us so that all in all, only around 0.2% of all the water in the
world can be used for drinking water. Water cannot be reproduced; it is
recycled in a closed circuit. Read more.....
Friday, January 10, 2014
Dealing with “bad work ethics in Co-workers”
Have you ever experience your
co-worker's consistent lateness to work, uncultured, non-compliance etc.? Oh yes, it
might leave you with no other option than been feeling frustrated, irritated or
even angry. Though often difficult to deal with but however, you don't necessarily have to ignore your concerns. To determine how
you should react, you need to assess the situation and do what you feel is best
to maintain your own strong work ethic. Read more....
Thursday, January 9, 2014
The importance of mirrors
Just imagine what it
would have been if we are in a world without a mirror. Mirrors are essential to
every home. No one ever passes in front of mirror with taking a glimpse at
his/her especially you know that is very common to women.
They help us in our
daily lives, though we rarely ever really appreciate their usefulness some
times. From the moment we get up at night to the time we ready ourselves for
sleep, we almost always seek for a mirror to take a look at ourselves. Mirrors
reflect to us how we look, how clothes fit us, and how things fit. People
always love to know how things look on and with them. It gives us the chance to
appreciate and be thankful you know. Read more...
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