Akpos (illiterate) was asked  to get some things from the market, and was given the list below....
Magi-N10
Salt-N50
Fish-N400
Total-N460
Akpos left at once to the market at 11:00, and as at 3:00pm, he was still in the market......then his madam called him to ask why he has not come back from the market.
 Akpos replied "Madam, i have bought the Magi, Salt and Fish bit I am still looking for "Total" to buy from the list you gave me. But someone just directed me to one filling station now, am going there to see if i can find it.........
How is work over there.................?